Braden isn’t really sure how he ended up on this wild Dong ride but he’s glad he’s here. As the youngest member of the team who can get into a bar, Braden’s responsibilities to the team consist of explaining what a “meme” is to Jake, explaining how to use Whatsapp to Whallon, and never letting Crosslos forget that he’s older than Braden’s dad. He might spend more time looking at bikes on the internet than he does riding them, but you just wait, eventually he’ll stop drinking so much and ride a bit more.
- Drink: Whatever King Dong has in the fridge
- Band: Injury Reserve(at least this month)
- App: Reddit
- Bike: That one that he would totally buy if he just had a little more cash